The definitive microcosm for the American white, middle-class high school experience.
There is nothing unique about Loveland High School, which is exactly what makes it so puzzling. For decades, scientists had hotly debated if such a place could even exist: a basic singularity. It's only recently, after its current building's construction in 2000 AD, that researchers have been able to closely examine this hot-spot of generic and predictable high school activity.
Every social clique is a perfect stereotypical representation of itself. There are no known deviations from typical behavior that these groups preform. Every band kid acts as you would expect them to, every athletic kid, every robotics kid, and so on and so forth. Such behavior is startlingly conformist.
It is yet unknown if the students or faculty inside the school posses self-awareness of how generic they truly are or if they are blissfully unaware and sheltered from the harsh world around them. It is assumed that most students wish they could attend somewhere, anywhere else.
There is nothing unique about Loveland High School, which is exactly what makes it so puzzling. For decades, scientists had hotly debated if such a place could even exist: a basic singularity. It's only recently, after its current building's construction in 2000 AD, that researchers have been able to closely examine this hot-spot of generic and predictable high school activity.
Every social clique is a perfect stereotypical representation of itself. There are no known deviations from typical behavior that these groups preform. Every band kid acts as you would expect them to, every athletic kid, every robotics kid, and so on and so forth. Such behavior is startlingly conformist.
It is yet unknown if the students or faculty inside the school posses self-awareness of how generic they truly are or if they are blissfully unaware and sheltered from the harsh world around them. It is assumed that most students wish they could attend somewhere, anywhere else.
"I'm from Loveland High School, and every day I grow a little more tired of my horrifically tedious journey from this god-forsaken high school to University of Cincinnati to a 9-5 job to an eventual
and inevitable death."
and inevitable death."
by i suppose so April 28, 2021
Get the Loveland High School mug.A ghetto waterford high school in which you get your exercise whilst walking a mile to the nearest open bathrooms. Lots of emo people and furries. they definitely call each other kitten. Weekly toilet leaks and daily vape trips to the bathroom.
by bihjennatolls October 14, 2021
Get the Kettering High School mug.a place where year 7s try to act like the own the place and the teachers care about uniform more that learning, the worst school to go to…
by thekool1 September 5, 2021
Get the tiverton high school mug.Herlong high school is in a small cousin fucker town in California. Everyone that goes here smokes and vapes all day in the bathrooms and behind the school. Half the kids here are whores and the other are sad virgins. Sometimes when they get bored enough they harass the teachers and pee on the bathroom floors. These kids are so brain dead they’ll sit there in class with only one thing on their minds: when’s the next time I can go to the bathroom to hit my nic?
by Milfs123 September 8, 2021
Get the Herlong high school mug.Mentor high is we’re kids vape in the bathroom, fight teachers, take lines in the bathroom. Always smoking before during and after school, they steal the locker doors. The seniors love the freshman. One look and the seniors are testing that shit up. And everyone loves saying the n word😃. Bitches suck dick in the bathroom. No one is safe. hide your kids. your family. please .
Caden -“ let’s go spark up in the bathroom”
Jack-“ nah bro i’m fuckin that freshman i was telling you bout”
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Jack-“ nah bro i’m fuckin that freshman i was telling you bout”
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by crackdaddy204 September 10, 2021
Get the Mentor high school mug.Ellenville high school is full of hoes and fake gangbangers.
Bathrooms are smoke rooms. And girls there open there legs for a dollar. Only talent to come from that school is Tybalek. everyone else is dirt. Give a big shout out to the top treeshes. Ava,nya,julia. Shout out to Gavin Carpinter for being the most sexiest.
Bathrooms are smoke rooms. And girls there open there legs for a dollar. Only talent to come from that school is Tybalek. everyone else is dirt. Give a big shout out to the top treeshes. Ava,nya,julia. Shout out to Gavin Carpinter for being the most sexiest.
by Kapo3xbaby September 15, 2021
Get the Ellenville high school mug.The whitest school known to man kind, filled with a whole bunch of crackers they claim there school to be diverse(lies) all the black men that go there hate black women and are coons and only go for girls the color of the bottom of your foot, the white boys and girls are all rich and live in gated communities they all claim not to be racist but don’t hang out with nobody but Mayo monkeys there aren’t very many black girls there and if you are a black woman you better watch your back because the only person that you have are your own fellow black women(if there not white washed) and if not you have to conform to the white ways just to fit in the education is actually good but it better be when we are surrounded by rich white people and there is a living community called plantation point(tells you a lot) where lots of rich people live don’t forget about triple crown half of the student body lives in there with half a million dollar houses and down the road there is a little community wysteria where literally all the black student body lives(also tells you alot) and there not half a million dollars house there town homes that charge 1,012 dollars a month for rent… I’m done y’all get the point😭
by ThegirlthatgotoRyle September 22, 2021
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