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Farmed

Verb: To get beaten on the river in Texas Hold'em despite having strong odds of winning, and making good bets. Especially to have this happen regularly to the same opponent who consistently defies the odds of poker.
Tom had Kh Kc, Joe had 4h8d. Flop was Kd, 5c, 6h. Turn 2d. and the river was a 7s. "Tom just got Farmed by Joe" or "Joe sure farmed Tom." "damn Tom you just got farmed"
by B. Jesus May 17, 2008
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twat farmer

Someone who farms (trolls) for twat (booty).

Used as an insult.
by Timmy G May 18, 2006
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penis farmer

A woman who is pregnant with a male child
After the ultrasound revealed that she was a penis farmer, Anne and Jim started to think about names for their son.
by mataura November 2, 2010
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farmer john

You eat 3-4 cans of whole corn, or one to two ears if your that kind of person, one day before meeting up with your dream girl. When your girl goes to philash you, say "hold on bessie your getting a farmer john today", you start "plowing" her from behind. Then when the mood is right, flip her over and let out your corny top soil in a nice row on her chest. Poke a few holes in the soil and make sure to plant enough man seed for a good harvest.
My girlfriend wanted to go out dancing, but she had to stay home and wash off her farmer john.
by Vesuvious June 16, 2009
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Frankie Fame

please grow up and do not write stupid shit about me online, and gee i wonder who had the time to do this?
get off frankie fame's dick...
by Yours Truly March 1, 2005
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Farmers Tan

When one is outside and wearing, say a t-shirt
then there arms tan, and the rest of they're upper body is more white
most farmers you see, will have a farmers tan
by d33d$$ July 14, 2007
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Frameworks

Best marching band show ever in existence. Highest Drum Corp International (DCI) score ever recorded of 99.150 close to a perfect. This show was performed by the top drum corp, the cavaliers, and can be seen on various websites such as youtube.com...
Frameworks has the best marching drill than any other show.

The frameworks drum break is stuck in my head!
by OldSchoolDrummin15 December 21, 2008
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