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National kick slightly taller people in the shins day

October 22nd, the day for retribution against people between 5”5 and 5”10 who were just barely tall enough to escape National Throw Short People Day. You have not escaped yet.
Today is my favorite day, National kick slightly taller people in the shins day, as a person who is 6”2. I get to kick people who are shorter than me in the shins.
by The Moorinator October 21, 2021
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Every year, May 13 is a happy day for people who put milk in a bowl first and then cereal. On this day U CAN NOT get mad because of that because we celebrate National put milk in a bowl before u put the cereal day.
Anna: *puts milk in a bowl before cereal"
Mom: WHAT THE- R U DOING?
Anna: Chill, it is National put milk in a bowl before you put the cereal day.

Mom: I-
by Dahoodgrill123 November 4, 2021
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slap your tall friend in the back of the head day

Feburary 11th, slap people in the back of the head day. You can sneak up on them and slap them on the back op the head.
Haha, its feb 11th: slap your tall friend in the back of the head day. Oh crap
Im too short
by ImWolfieBoy February 11, 2022
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On November 11th you will be able to slide tackle a soccer player in the leg . Idk if this is legal or not but ye :)
Bro I wish that there was a day where you can to slide tackle a soccer player in the leg.
Well now you can, on Slide tackle a soccer player in the leg day!
by Definitely over 6ft March 8, 2022
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national let a gay person in your house day

June 3rd is national let a gay person in your house day so let those gays in your home!
It’s national let a gay person in your house day, let’s invite Jerry over and maybe his boyfriend too
by Whispy.boi June 3, 2023
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19 November: Poop and pee in your pants day

This means that everyone needs to poop and pee in their pants, especially those who have their birthday on 19 November.
If they don’t do it on 19 November: Poop and pee in your pants day, you can slap their butt.
by MarleyAvenueStreet March 13, 2024
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National stick your face in your girl's boobies day

Yes july 28th is the day where you get to nuzzle your face in the best of both worlds with no complaints
I can go and stick my face in my girlfriend's boobies because its national stick your face in your girl's boobies day!
by johndeerdivadome March 16, 2024
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