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Country Bumpkin

A half-retarded racist midget from the South. Typically found in the construction field traveling from grocery store to grocery store thinking he is a hotshot when, in reality, he’s a dumbass. Often in trouble for shoving ears of corn up his ass for pleasure. When not at work, enjoys frequent all-male orgies and requests golden showers from all participants, as well as being defecated on by those needing to move their bowels.
(Texting orgy friend) “Bro, shoving that ear of corn up my bunghole felt great! I’m soo ready to have my ass violated later! Hope y’all gotta go poopy too on this country bumpkin!”
by Richard Bluebahls July 29, 2022
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India is a tolerant country

It is used to define a person who is shortly tempered, retaliates very often and one who has always clashed with the opinion and ideology of another person.
E.g = You can use India is a tolerant country when someone doesn't agree with your opinion or you can use it for a short-tempered person.
by Official Weed Energy February 26, 2019
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by Adujasty343 May 25, 2025
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Nigger Country

Any country that's seen its quality of life deteriorate over the course of several decades due to shitty leadership.
I wish they would let citizens by birth sign up to be deported so I could finally get out of this nigger country!
by Publius0987 April 10, 2025
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Country IT

A results driven approach to delivering technology solutions attained via the power of an individuals spirit and often through nontraditional means.
When a culture is established with no limitations the impossible can become possible through a Country IT approach, and it's amazing what can be accomplished.
by theshanemc November 17, 2020
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Country Music

Country music is straight up A.S.S music

(A)busive (S)tep (S)ibling music

Anyone who listens to it needs to be mentally diagnosed with S.H.I.T

(S)chizophrenia (H)ellraising (I)llegitimate re(T)ardstion
by Realniggaseatass August 17, 2023
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Country Humans

A internet thing where drawn humans with a flag on their face act gay AF.
Person 1: I like Country Humans
Person 2: no
by saying daddy is gay October 6, 2021
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