squidward's community college 

Very good college yes can speell now Obama was in my class verygood my name is Jeff bezos have many lambors v goof my teacher was Mickey Mouse (heh had an affair with with shrek ).

squidward's community college college is very good school

squidward's community college by Sour. Ghost October 24, 2020

Milton Keynes college 

The most shithoused college in the UK.

Yo look at that retard over there, he prob goes Milton Keynes college

Milton Keynes college by catalyte May 17, 2021

Muskingum College 

A small college located in the middle of nowhere (New Concord). Home of the Muskies. Muskies are little tiny fish that look like a shark (the sharp teeth), but smaller who pose no big threat. Students who attend the college spend of there time at the local gas station (Circle K) or go behind the gas station where the railroad is and smoke ciggarettes all day.
The College is not very well known, but few famous people did go/attend the college.For an Example: Jack Hanna and Ignes Moorehead graduated from Muskingum Colelge. John Glenn would have graduated if he didn't drive his truck in the lake while being intoxicated.

Person A: "Your going to Muskingum College, where's that? "
Person B: "In the middle of nowhere"

Person A: "oh, I don't know anyone who graduated from there."
Person B: "yes you do! Jack Hanna who is obessed with the Columbus Zoo and John Glenn would have grauded if he didn't drive drunk into the lake"

Muskingum College by muskingum junkie March 26, 2009

Northside College Prep 

A school that values education in all areas of a person's life; a community that knows how to treat students as though they were people, not just learning-machines

"Yeah I go to Northside College Prep, man"

Northside College Prep by Big Mu January 3, 2008

Santa Monica College 

The dumpster for Beverly Hills High School Student who didn't get into a good college. In my opinion Santa Monica College is like second high school.

"Fuck high school I'll just go to SMC(Santa Monica College)!"

Santa Monica College by Mrs. Dodds April 4, 2010

Hampden-Sydney College 

The college version of Woodberry Forest.

Girl 1: Who's that gorgeous guy in the seersucker pants and a polo shirt over there?
Girl 2: Oh that's (insert name). He went to Woodberry and now he goes to Hampden-Sydney. He has a lot of hot friends too.

Hampden-Sydney College by Hollins April 21, 2005

United World College 

A franchise of international preparatory schools whose stated goals are to unite students from around the globe and help foster international understanding and peace. In practice, 75% of graduates go on to work in the financial sector.

David: Hey, remember how Ahmed wanted to save the world back at the United World College?

Jeff: Yeah, he's working at the IMF now.

United World College by MrTrenty November 23, 2011