Canada

A place that does not exist.

Canada does not exist.

by drewswin October 21, 2018

Canada Dry

When your fucking a girl in winter and it’s to cold to finish in her

Boy 1 How was last night with Suzy

Boy 2 not good it was to cold in my house (because I’m a no good bum who can’t pay my heat bill) do I had to give her a Canada Dry

by At Dickyloud January 1, 2021

Canada's History

When, using maple syrup as lube, you use a pair of antlers to spread a girls pussy and put the stanly cup inside. You then proceed to fuck her in the ass. When shes about to cum you pull your dick out of her ass and do the heimlich maneuver so the stanley cup comes shooting out in a rain of maple deliciousness

Dude I heard Colbert pulled a "Canada's History" on her last night.

by DA-U February 4, 2010

Canada's History

A sex act done with multiple people

one person sits on top of the Stanley Cup and shits in it. This person also puts on a pair of Moose antlers. Using Maple syrup as lube, This person uses the tips of the antlers to penetrate the other members in this sex party.

Guy 1: what did you do last night?

Guy 2: My girlfriend and i hooked up with some people for some Canada's History.

by Metromorpher February 4, 2010

Shelby's Canada

where we get za shicken shawarma!!

"Hey wanna get some Shelby's Canada?"
"no
Grabs gun.
"we are gong to shelby's"
"OK"

by Lil Johnny likes cocaine April 27, 2024

Canada's History

May-14-1902 Nova Scotia. A Samquanch ate 14 Canadian babies.

Historical Fact Canada's History

by Buddha311 February 4, 2010

canada dry ginger ale

canada dry ginger ale is a carbonated drink that is most popular in diet or zero sugar forms and is mostly used in alcoholic drinks to add

carbonation as it is often cheaper then getting a carbonation machine

I like to use zero sugar canada dry ginger ale because normal ginger ale has to much calories

by octo the lawn tractor man June 23, 2022