change of jockey

When an Irish woman kicks her man out of the house and changes the locks.

"Fiona, did someone get a hold of your keys?"
"No, just a change of jockey"

by IreCan March 12, 2021

ill change i promise

a promise made by someone when their partner is dumping him.
usually never works.

*kiersten walks in on chad fucking with a girl*
kiersten: OH MY GOD!!
chad: wait its not what it looks like
kiersten: were done! im done with you
chad: no ill change i promise
kiersten: okay then..
(2 days later)
(Kiersten comes home from work) chad you still havent done any housework?! im done with you!
chad: no ill change i swear!!

chad proceeded to not change

by kieralovedanny February 18, 2025

Trump Change

You think it's a lot of money, but trump think otherwise

Caleb: I just won $1000000
Trump: That's A really small loan... That's Trump change skrub

by AutisticFish27 June 29, 2017

Changed Day January 1

day where you have to support the game changed

changed fan:im so excited for the haters to turn into a changed fan
changed hater: Nooo i dont want to support changed!
changed fan: oh yes you will and theres nothing you can stop it from >:3
changed hater: NOO- *completey breaks his lungs by screaming*

changed fan: oh yes you are gonna support this game Changed Day January 1

by cutelilmountain December 30, 2023

chang pods

Fake Chinese airpods. They're like twice the size of the real thing.

Bruh look at how big that dude's chang pods are

by pnollie October 9, 2019

.9.Is there anything in your mouth that does not change.9.

.9.Is there anything in your mouth that does not change.9.

.9.Is there anything in your mouth that does not change.9.

by Adujasty343 August 25, 2025

jacob chang

he's the guy who likes to watch anime and gets grounded from his parents because he and his brother gets into an argument on who does the dishes and who needs to take out the dog and he does some chorus and he a popular video gamer and has a bright future on him and he wrestle for waipahu high school and he goes somewhere where he takes hell of long ass time and he goes to sleep and doesn't get on until the next day.

Jacob chang is one of the most anime fan ever and he likes to go on his ps4 and play modern warfare with setu. :/
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by PCBOYZHAMMAH808 May 12, 2021