Internet Comment

FUCKING. INSANITY.

I wanted to commit seppuku after reading that internet comment.

by JohnDickington July 11, 2022

internet chef

A lazy fat bastard who always post rant comments on every non-Gordon Ramsay cooking Youtube videos about the lack of seasoning where in reality it is well-seasoned, incorrect way of chopping onions etc.., or simply they spot and find insignificant mistakes and then proceeds to rant about it. They gain their culinary knowledge by watching Gordon Ramsay videos (mostly on Hells Kitchen and Kitchen Nightmares) and believes that Ramsay is the only best-of-all chef and noboby can beat him.

John: *watching cooking video* What a bloody fucker, he overcook the pork by 1 second *proceeds to rant*.....*screams autistically*

Fred: *sitting besides John* Why the fuck you screaming asshole

John: Oh yeah?.... this loser chef in the video cant even cook and calls himself a chef? Imma even a better chef than this twat!!!

Fred: lmao you retarded, you cant even cook bruh...... lmao lmao you always relied on mcdonalds you fucking internet chef

by fakeBanan April 14, 2019

Internet Quarantine

When you turn off all notifications from social networks, in order to avoid spoilers from a game/movie.

I want a genuine experience with this piece of media, so I'm going to internet quarantine myself.

by ccunit December 16, 2021

internet bowser

internet browser but mario

my internet bowser fucked peach

by dicklicker3000 May 18, 2021

internet neighbor

noun. Somehow, you and your internet neighbor inhabit the same internet realm and are exposed to the same internetz even without concious sharing.

K: "Did you read that article about XYZ?"
D: "Ya"
K:"Did I send it to you?"
D: "No, I had already read it -- we're internet neighbors!"

by The Protragsinato January 27, 2015

Internet explorer

An internet browser which takes a long time to load even if you have good internet.

Guy: Hey have you finished the project?
Guy 2: No, I can only use internet explorer so I'm not even half done.

by __Monotone__ October 24, 2016

Internet Explorer

Internet Explorer is an internet browser created by Microsoft. Also known as "IE", it is disliked by most, if not all, internet users due to being slow, useless and prone to viruses.

Billy: Hey, dude, I just got Internet Explorer 11!
Bob: what, to download firefox LMAO screw ie amirite

by 581734859348956385761357823456 August 25, 2018