Glazed jew

Glazed jew- has many meanings
1- a Jewish person oiled up
2- a rich Jewish person
3-a sweaty Jewish person
4- a Jewish person dressed nicely

James- God damn that glazed jew over there got on some j's
Paul- and he is sweating
Both at same time- triple glazed

by harborridge troll June 27, 2016

nuke the jews

Nuke the jews

Imma nuke the Jews

by You_mad_bro? March 24, 2021

Juice Jew

An individual who is miserly with his or her vape juice.

Randy wouldn't let me hit his Juul, what a Juice Jew!

by washington_foreskins October 15, 2020

coffee jew

Someone who pours themselves the last cup of coffee at work and doesn't bother making another pot for anyone else.

"Rob didn't bother making another pot of coffee. What a coffee jew."

"Alicia, did you get coffee jewed?"

by tadboinky August 19, 2013

felix the jew

someone with a tiny cock and pubes on his head

wow that guys felix the jew has a tiny cock!

by nan muncher May 14, 2015

jew in a jeep

A state of shock

"Jew in a jeep that scared me"
"Jew in a jeep that's a nice arse"

by porterjay November 24, 2014

nic jew

the person who is very stingy with their nicotine

Damn Nico stop being such a nic jew

by LH Gang April 17, 2019