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Glazed jew

Glazed jew- has many meanings
1- a Jewish person oiled up
2- a rich Jewish person
3-a sweaty Jewish person
4- a Jewish person dressed nicely
James- God damn that glazed jew over there got on some j's
Paul- and he is sweating
Both at same time- triple glazed
by harborridge troll June 27, 2016
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coffee jew

Someone who pours themselves the last cup of coffee at work and doesn't bother making another pot for anyone else.
"Rob didn't bother making another pot of coffee. What a coffee jew."

"Alicia, did you get coffee jewed?"
by tadboinky August 19, 2013
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felix the jew

someone with a tiny cock and pubes on his head
wow that guys felix the jew has a tiny cock!
by nan muncher May 14, 2015
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nuke the jews

by You_mad_bro? March 24, 2021
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snapper jew

A term used between male friends to insult one another.
Brett you're such a fuckin snapper jew!
by pirateskull April 21, 2010
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Jew pool

When a flock of Jews flee from a area. Looks like a wave but made from jews
"At the bar the Jews got scared, grabbed their coins, formed a Jew pool and flew off."
by Tittyspanker47 January 23, 2017
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jew-star

to throw at Magen David (Star of David), otherwise known as Solomon's Star or six-pointed star, at one's enemy.
Chris: Eddie! Watch out! Tyler's gonna suck your blood! Quick, Jew-star him!

Eddie throws a Magen David at Tyler and completely turn the vampire into dust.

Eddie: Yes!~
by Sockbopper February 5, 2010
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