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puerto rican credit card

A set of jumper cables used after a Puerto Rican funeral.

A piece of garden hose and a gas can, used for the purpose of stealing gas.
After all of the batteries were stolen during Alejandro's funeral, the trusty Puerto Rican credit card was called upon to jump-start all of the cars.

Just two days short of payday, Johnny had to break out his Puerto Rican credit card to retrieve some much needed gasoline from the cars at local shopping mall.
by Roger E December 5, 2007
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Ukrainian Thank You Card

Giving a member of an invading military force sunflower seeds so when they die in your country, they’ll plant flowers.
“Bro did you hear about that bad ass grandma in Ukraine?” The one the gave that Russian solder a Ukrainian Thank You Card? Yeah man she’s bad ass”
by turtlesbkool February 26, 2022
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the act of one partner(male or female)begging their partner to have sex with them every time that they are together, however the other refuses by claiming that he or she doesnt have a condom when in actuality both have condoms
Despite the fact that Will and Sarah have dated for over six months, much to Sarah's dismay Will refuses to play his cards right.
by Newfy June 9, 2005
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get out of jail free card

Use to described someone who is assumed to be above the law, because of their job, their nationality, their relationship with powerful people. Eg, diplomatic immunity
Family members of diplomats should not treat their status as a "get out of jail free card"
by AC Sg November 17, 2013
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You triggered my trap card

A phrase yelled when someone triggers your trap card, usually followed by "Oh no!"
"Oops, I stood on this doormat."
"You triggered my trap card!!!"
"Oh no!"
by Phaz November 23, 2007
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third world credit card

Hey Rizu, i wanna shoot him up
Rizu: well u might need ''a third world credit card'' for that bro, u want mine?
by Rizu 'D Gangxter' March 3, 2014
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what you say to a woman whose upper anatomy you wish to view.
"hey baby, hoist those cards a little higher! no...higher still please....perfect!!"
by harry belafonte December 11, 2003
mugGet the hoist those cards a little higher!mug.

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