Fat girl confidence

When a girl/lady/woman/circle/blob acts like a normal girl. Hot chick. Despite being 300 pounds almost morbidly obese because they're obese or have a lazy eye and hovers around 250. Or they think that you have a crush on them or wanna hit on them, think they are hot even though you would rather fuck a dude or be a perpetual Virgin.
That girl keeps on indirectly talking about her Make-believe boyfriend every time I walk in. Why does the fattest ugliest girl keep on trying to?

I think I'm trying to hit on her. She's gross. I just don't say anything because it's mean to blow her bubble cause she probably never gets Hit on due to being obese and ugly. And the guys who probably do hit on her are fucking weirdos or are gross as fuck fat losers, she thinks she's Mia Khalifa with all that fat girl confidence, but without people wanting to watch her be naked
by Mynoduesp324 January 29, 2025
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Wannabe soccer girls

The set of girls who watch football for looks of the players and pretend to know ball but basically has no understanding of the game.
Gabriella : Oh my good Cristiano Ronaldo is so hot and cool, he's the goat of the game, I'd bend over for him

Jessica : I know right, he's so hot I can't even -, I'd let him smash, the way he defends and puts on tackles and doesn't let anyone get past him to score a goal, what a great defender he is.

Jay : Oh man ffs look at these wannabe soccer girls
by Julian Carlos July 18, 2020
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Credit card call center girl

Girl that works at your bank and blocks your credit card you need an increase on to pay for a weekend with your sugar baby.

So instead you hit on her because she sounds fine as hell with tig ol bitties
Damn that credit card call center girl just cock blocked me. Might as well throw some love at her. Sure she had no life other than drinking. She works at a bank. Who could blame her and she is a call girl
by Jumpingchaos March 08, 2024
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Brother's girl

I think for a brother's girl she was really nice
by 459395 March 29, 2023
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big girl certified

To have proven you can get down and dirty with a big girl.

Also referred to as fat girl certified
“Damn chase is gettin big girl certified with that fat bitch”

“Damn baby you huge. I wanna get big girl certified with you”
by Mean mullet 69 February 21, 2021
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Jaydon girl

Jaydon (girl)
Is the baddest bitch to ever walk this earth
Look at how beautiful she is must be a Jaydon girl
by Domenic toretto November 23, 2021
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