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Crack War

One person cracks something and then someone else does. When someone can't crack anything anymore then they're out.
It's like a version of the basketball game of horse.. except cracking.
Mark won the crack war by cracking his fingers, thumbs, back, neck, jaw, toes, ankle, wrists, knees, elbows,and left shoulder.
by Julie S!! June 11, 2005
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anti-war

The wrong idea. Only an idiot believes that anti-war is the way to go. Shoot the hippies in the face with a big ass gat
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by ButtholeBob July 14, 2004
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pun war

When you're commenting puns back and forth with people on social media sites, blogs, comments, etc. Specifically competing to try and "out-pun" the other commentators.
I was in such a huge pun war with that girl on twitter. I couldn't lose because that would be an upsetting "PUN"-ishment.
by cheaptickehtome December 17, 2013
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Shawarma Wars

An armed conflict taking place between two Middle Eastern countries or militant groups, the origin of said conflict typically older than the people fighting in the war itself, and one with minimal significance.
“Hey Paul, have you heard about the recent conflict between Stanistan and North Gazreal?”
“Yeah, but I don’t really pick sides when it comes to Shawarma Wars. It’s just more innocent people losing their lives because two governments want to settle things like seventh grade boys.”
“Yeah, I gotta agree. Anyway, wanna go grab some Shelby’s?”
Hell yeah bro”
by FederalAmmunition October 11, 2023
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Wears War

Also called the "Great Wears War" The process of washing all the underwear in the family. The person with the most underwear wins the war. The person who folds the "wears" is the General!
He was the General in the Great Wears War.
by Trough Cook March 8, 2009
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Star Wars

A kids cartoon movie that is typically watched by ages 4-13
Star wars:Star Wars is an American epic space
by OldManDan69 October 26, 2020
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War of the Ages

(1) The book series, Zero Angel's War of the Ages.

(2) In Zero Angel's War of the Ages, a war that has gone on since before the creation of the multiverse (in fact, the creation of the multiverse was caused by a battle of the war).
War of the Ages is my favorite book series.

The War of the Ages has gone on since before your grandfather was born and will continue past your grandson's death.
by Zero Angel June 11, 2010
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