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They may or may not still be around but you will always carry a small part of them with you wherever you go.
It can also be a way of describing your life.
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First referenced in the song "River Valley" by Souparnika Rajagopal.
They may or may not still be around but you will always carry a small part of them with you wherever you go.
It can also be a way of describing your life.
Life being a River Valley of events that goes on and on and never stops.
First referenced in the song "River Valley" by Souparnika Rajagopal.
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