“I’m in the supermarket babe do we still need some Unicorn Jizz?”
“Could I borrow some of your Unicorn Jizz?”
“That Unicorn Jizz makes my teeth feel so good and my breath smell amazing!”
“Could I borrow some of your Unicorn Jizz?”
“That Unicorn Jizz makes my teeth feel so good and my breath smell amazing!”
Unicorn Sniffing is when a friend who isn’t very nice sprays a unicorn scented perfume up your nose and you can’t stop sneezing.
I’m not going to say your name but “L” is the first letter of your name. “Why are you unicorn sniffing?”
by Unknown_475 September 26, 2018
When a suicide jumper survives from 150 feet or higher in height.
Unicorn jumper first coin by the user Lovestruck on goregrish forums in 2024 when describing the Instagram user Misha.absurd when he was filmed suicide jumping from the 15th floor of an apartment building and miraculously survived. Misha was seen previously in a Unicorn costume right before the attempt.
A rare occurrence when a suicide jumper survives from a very high height.
Unicorn jumper first coin by the user Lovestruck on goregrish forums in 2024 when describing the Instagram user Misha.absurd when he was filmed suicide jumping from the 15th floor of an apartment building and miraculously survived. Misha was seen previously in a Unicorn costume right before the attempt.
A rare occurrence when a suicide jumper survives from a very high height.
by Ninecents February 02, 2024
"I lied about being a doctor. It was a puff of hot air from lips of a ghost in the shadow of a unicorns dream."
When somebody attaches a dildo to their head and shoves it into the vagina or butthole of another person during sex.
by sexybabyman November 05, 2023
When your mans put glitter on his tongue and gives you a rimjob. Think finger painting but with your toungue. Then that bish eats your ass like Christmas dinner until you wiggle your asshairs against his nose, making him sneeze the glitter right back into the poopchute.
by Jotasof September 11, 2017
That girl at work who is beyond everyone you have ever met's standards because she is both ridiculously attractive and also really really nice to everyone to the point it drives you all insane. Almost always has a boyfriend who is almost always a total dick.
by lachyisded3 July 17, 2017