Honey Mission

Errands from your spouse that end up being a wild goose chase or an impossible to achieve task. Similar to a dummy mission.

Man1: she asked me to get the mascara out of her car it’s not in there
Man2: Sounds like she sent you on a honey mission.

by Dropthealbumkendrick May 28, 2021

Honey this mirror isn't big enough for the two of us

A song about sucking dick for cocaine.

Man, I really love the song Honey this mirror isn't big enough for the two of us on the first studio album from the American rockband my chemical romance.

by bbbasic October 18, 2020

fluffy honey

The syrup created by catbees.

Filled with cat hair, but highly scrannable.

“Holy smokes- why is that honey like that?”
“It’s fluffy honey- and it’s fresh from the catbee!”

by Handle was used by someone els July 13, 2021

Honey Badgering

When you're masterbating and your ejaculation forms a perfect line over the base of your penis, giving it a mohawk.

Last night I was practicing honey badgering to impress my girlfriend, you know how she loves mohawks.

by JarJarSHARPEDO October 22, 2014

honey we need to talk

When shit is about to go down!

Wife:Honey we need to talk, I have no fuckong auss huole

by Funguyman September 4, 2017

Honey Puss

Refers to your girlfriend as a term of endearment

I love you forever Honey Puss !!

by Finesse kid 5 February 17, 2022

chad honey

A term used to describe the gross cum of a jock - usually named Chad.

"I ate my buddies' chad honey, but now he has a wife and kids so I can't even look him in the eye."

by euronymous96 January 10, 2020