Luke Escagooner

The act of a monkey mistaking a shoe for a dildo and sticking it up its ass and liking it.

Monkey: “I accidentally did a Luke Escagooner but it felt good”.

by GeorgeCorn October 13, 2025

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Luke osmon

Luke osmon is a definition for someone who's always pissed at everything Or otherwise depending on usage meaning the targeted person to be a male lesbian in a non offensive way

Guy1: see that guy over there?
Guy2:the Luke osmon?
Guy1:yes!

by Apple tech geek November 6, 2017

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The Luke Hawash

When you jerk off in a dead woman's ashes.

"Ayo he's doing The Luke Hawash! Rub it up in those ashes! Get em' all over that thing! He's got that blackface dick!"

by theJankySkank February 9, 2023

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Luke

The fucking greatest man ever gonna fuck all da woman Hayden stay away bro brw I fucked yo girl

A god he’s a luke

by SmolBean15 March 25, 2019

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Luke

Attention seeking, but somehow everyone loves him. He's charming but if you really know him, you know how he's all about the attention and just wants to be noticed by everyone.

Girl #1: Luke is kind of cute!
Girl #2: Yeah!
Luke: I know.

by Reallyrealdeal March 31, 2020

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Luke gibbons

Also known as Satan, tricks 20-25 year old lads with blue eyes and lads with a hollyoaks Calendar from 2015 with all the mc queens in to a night out then goes home.

Don’t be a Luke gibbons

by Lew1379 October 29, 2020

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