Fill-in-the-blanks college graduation cards for people that are either way too lazy to make up their own cards or are way too stupid to even know what a graduation is.
Brad: I need some help... I just bought some college grad cards and I really don't know what to write on the inside of them! Maybe you would know what to do...?
Donna: Let me see those cards.
(Looks at the college grad cards)
Oh... those are just some HELPFUL COLLEGE GRAD CARDS. You just have to follow the instructions...
Brad: What are instructions?
Donna: Ugh... just give them to me already... just like in high school... I have to do everything for you...
Donna: Let me see those cards.
(Looks at the college grad cards)
Oh... those are just some HELPFUL COLLEGE GRAD CARDS. You just have to follow the instructions...
Brad: What are instructions?
Donna: Ugh... just give them to me already... just like in high school... I have to do everything for you...
by Ginja Spixes August 31, 2011
Get the Helpful College Grad Cardsmug. by Hehe_Boobs February 26, 2017
Get the Puerto Rician Credit Cardmug. 102839182
Hey I just got the 69 $ from that free online money store
Me: Gtes a notification that someone used all my money from my credit card because they have my credit card number
Me: Gtes a notification that someone used all my money from my credit card because they have my credit card number
by Shrimp 🍤 November 12, 2020
Get the My credit card numbermug. the card non blacks use in order to defend themselves after provoking a fight with an african american male or pissing off an african american male
marcy played the violent black male card after shorting him his change, and he came back
brad played the violent black male card after stealing his neighbor's shovel from his porch and he came after it
brad played the violent black male card after stealing his neighbor's shovel from his porch and he came after it
by wHaTzYoNaMe April 24, 2017
Get the violent black male cardmug. scam people: Hey lets draw some mosters on pieces of cardboard and lets tell people that dont have a live that they are valuble!
by Funk March 12, 2005
Get the yu-gi-oh cardsmug. Satiated, full after a large meal. From the "Deal-A-Meal" infomercials featuring Richard Simmons where he claimed that "once you move your cards from slot A to slot B, you are done eating for the day".
Mom: Would you like another helping of meatloaf?
Son: No, all my cards are in slot B. I can't eat another bite.
Son: No, all my cards are in slot B. I can't eat another bite.
by Frank Z. November 20, 2007
Get the My cards are in slot Bmug. When presenting TWO business cards to a woman- or member of the opposite sex- this means that that person is interested in a relationship with the receiver of the cards- and that the intention is to reach 3rd base by the end of the first date... however this is at the discretion of the receiver.
by Synomptions February 10, 2009
Get the 2 business card flirtationsmug.