Drain the Swamp

The phrase attributed to Donald Trump describing the United States of America's democratic system before he became president, before eventually revealing himself to be the Swamp!

Hey do you remember when Trump said he'd drain the Swamp?
Yeah, except he can't because he IS the Swamp!

by Boychi January 9, 2021

Swamp donkey

Swamp donkey

She sure is a swamp donkey.

by Mj jons January 18, 2021

Swamp johnny

The act of taking a poo

Guys, I'll be back in a few. I gotta go take a swamp johnny!

by jaime207 February 21, 2021

swamp rag

The towel Shrek has blown countless loads of Cum on

When at shreks house be carefully to avoid his gooy green swamp rag, you get pregnant Forsure

by BigDickaSorus March 31, 2021

Swamp log

A used tampon stuck on the inside of a female's undies after she takes them off and leaves it.

She's pretty nasty . She pulled off her underwear, passed out, and left her swamp log next to the couch.

by Pony tank 69 April 4, 2021

Drain the Swamp

The act of taking a shit in a shower and observing your fecal matter mix with the water to form a sludge around your feet, before being sucked down the drain.

Ah girl, I just really had to shit while I was showering and couldn't wait, hope you don't mind I had to drain the swamp!

by ConstipatedCloaca April 10, 2021

swamp potty

When your using a mildly dirty and smelly portable toilet on a super hot day and your pooping in there while your and sweating a lot like a dirty dog on a summers day and your thinking to yourself “oh man what I would do to take a shit in an air conditioned bathroom”.

Jheez, Vincent came outta that potable like he just had a swamp potty.

by Dannie Desantie April 17, 2021