Small angry child: fuck you!
Hazel: why are you such a brat?!
Small angry child: because I’m small angry child!
Hazel: why are you such a brat?!
Small angry child: because I’m small angry child!
by Theshakenneverland May 14, 2022

A Carl with a very small penis. He compensates by driving big trucks, and owning a collection of very large chainsaws.
by Profound Observations July 11, 2025

This is what we call a tall guy who acts small, this is Kim Namjoon.
He is tall, but acts like a five year old, falls over and breaks a lot of things. He’s clumsy, but that’s what makes him so cute.
He’s 5’11” (180cm) so he’s pretty tall, but he loves soft small things, that makes him small, he likes everything from the sea, and everything from the sea likes him. If you want to make a small giant happy, bring them a crab.
He is big, but he is small.
The opposite of this would be Jungkook, he is small, but acts big. He’s got a black belt though so don’t fight this small man.
He is tall, but acts like a five year old, falls over and breaks a lot of things. He’s clumsy, but that’s what makes him so cute.
He’s 5’11” (180cm) so he’s pretty tall, but he loves soft small things, that makes him small, he likes everything from the sea, and everything from the sea likes him. If you want to make a small giant happy, bring them a crab.
He is big, but he is small.
The opposite of this would be Jungkook, he is small, but acts big. He’s got a black belt though so don’t fight this small man.
Look at Namjoon! He’s such a small giant, so precious, I love him:(
Namjoon’s playing with crabs again, sigh he’s such a small giant.
Namjoon’s playing with crabs again, sigh he’s such a small giant.
by Chuujijen November 13, 2018

by Idkwhattoputlol December 20, 2021

Person 1: “Hey! why does Becky have a weird little spec on her head?”
Person 2: “Look closer! It’s a small top hat!”
Person 2: “Look closer! It’s a small top hat!”
by Lemon_Pop_Rocks! March 24, 2023

by shutupnoob222222 October 14, 2020
