salty butthole

Someone who is being salty but also an asshole. Instead of calling them one thing, call them both.

Steve was being such a salty butthole yesterday.

by skettiandbutter October 8, 2015

salty

Pissed, upset, mad, or other types of anger

Get the fuck out my face!

Jeez man! Y u so salty?

by tutoredmanager1 January 16, 2016

salty turnover

Another name for a bacon turnover that’s been cooked with smoked bacon to perfection

That salty turnover was peng

by Saltymare September 15, 2022

salty panties

When someone is very short tempered or aggravated and snaps at another person.

" I wouldn't talk to Cody, he has salty panties. Let him cool down for a minute."

by Shanda Robinson June 2, 2008

salty tart

To describe a person that is so salty and or mad, they start coming uncontrollably from there eyeballs, causing pain and minor tickling

Look at that poor salty tart

I feel so bad for that salty tart

by Grapefruit December 6, 2016

salty facial

The dragging of one's sweaty nutsack or balls down/across the face of the unfortunate defender who failed to block a vicious dunk.

Dude! did you see that salty facial that Carmello Anthony just laid on LeBron James?!!!

by Cookie777 November 17, 2011

Salty Cracker

Usually someone named Kuro who thinks they know everything but often the opposite is true. This behavior often results in an obnoxious level of arrogance. The interaction usually leaves a bad taste in your mouth afterwards.

"Kuro is acting like they're right again. I looked it up. They're wrong. Again."
"Don't bring it up. Kuro will just shit-talk you."
"I know. Kuro is such a Salty Cracker."

by ProbablyTrash December 3, 2018