Noob Stick

A noob stick is a term used to describe a rocket launcher in a online video game such as Call of duty 4. It is called a stick due to its shape and nooby because it is normally the only gun noobs can get kills with due to its large splash radius.
Noob: Wow I am totally pro I just got 3 kills with the rocket launcher.
Player: Put down the noob stick scrub and use a real gun.
by Colll October 26, 2008
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rural noob

A particularly annoying person that lives in outlandish areas. They love to complain about how far away everything is, and have terrible social skills. Most likely home-schooled they flaunt the fact the finished high school at the age of 14.

Can also be a person that is relatively new at the rural life and its customs. Do not have any survival skills and would most definitely die of starvation, thirst, or bear attack.

In all cases a rural noob is extremely annoying because of there high-pitch nasally voice.
Dude, you are such a rural noob!

God,, i hate holidays. I've forced to visit my rural noob cousins in the middle of no where.. its prison
by TrekkQuest54 January 03, 2010
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noob texting syndrome

When someone will text you, you text back and they never reply. Usually people who get their first cellphone do this.
Dan: That hot chick has noob texting syndrome.

Sam: She probably just got her first phone.
by newnre23 July 31, 2009
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ur mom noob

The worst insult possible. It might be the worst thing that could happen to you.
Jimmy: Ur fat
Joseph: Ur mom noob.
Jimmy: I wanna die
by roguelineage42059 August 28, 2020
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Facebook noob syndrome

Someone who has recently joined facebook. In addition to having the normal ignorance pertaining to a facebook noob, those with this syndrome are prone to constantly commenting on many posts and also posting pointless things.

It does takes a while for this condition to fade away, but it almost always does as the new users realize that nobody else comments or cares. Some people still have facebook noob syndrome even after years of using the site. In this case, they have terminal noob syndrome.
Person 1: Oh my gosh, Austin has only been on facebook for two days and I've already seen at least fifty comments from him.
Person 2: I know! It's so annoying. He has a bad case of facebook noob syndrome!
by notmonday November 04, 2011
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poke check noob

when someone in an nhl video game poke checks to get the puck all the time because they are simply not good
aww your such a poke check noob
by playmeinnhl April 25, 2010
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Anti Uber noob

Best at not being a noob.
Dude that guy isnt an Uber noob he is an anti Uber noob!
by AfRo SaUcE December 17, 2005
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