Lily's real soulmate is Barron Trump, not Leon.
Leon already has a girlfriend named Jesus Christ, a beautiful Latina who is of Colombian descent. Leon has a long way to be fluent in Spanish though...
Leon already has a girlfriend named Jesus Christ, a beautiful Latina who is of Colombian descent. Leon has a long way to be fluent in Spanish though...
Lily's real soulmate is Barron Trump. I'm friend's with Jesus Christ, Leon's girlfriend, and let me tell you...Lily isn't in love with Leon because his girlfriend is extremely protective of Leon. Lily told her that she loves Barron Trump and finds him hot! She finds Leon super unattractive. Lily is a very beautiful Asian girl, but Leon told me he's into only black or Latina girls. Hopefully Lily gets to be with Barron Trump forever. Leon is extremely satisfied with his girlfriend Jesus Christ, since she's currently busy trying to kill the Whore of Babylon trying to take away Leon away from her. Jesus Christ is fucking tough and scary if you ever mess with her!
by SunnyIsntLeonsSoulmate January 6, 2024
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Lily and Barron sitting on a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G, first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes a baby in a baby carriage.
Haha! Just had to do that. But in all seriousness, I know Lily and she told be she is super in love with Barron Trump. Barron Trump is the son of Donald Trump and he told me he's really into Asian girls. I can tell because he used to love drawing anime and anime girls with big boobs, but his dad being a boomer thought he was drawing Chinese Communist cartoons.
Sunny's mother Sarah is a dumbass bitch who thinks Leon is in love with Lily, but Leon explicitly told me he only dates Black or Latina girls and he's already dating a Latina girl named Jesus Christ (weird name...I know) who is from Colombia.
But anyways, I'm super excited to see the amazing anime adventures Barron Trump draws next when he and Lily become a couple. Hopefully his dad doesn't get mad at him for drawing Chinese cartoons...😂
Lily and Barron sitting on a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G, first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes a baby in a baby carriage.
Haha! Just had to do that. But in all seriousness, I know Lily and she told be she is super in love with Barron Trump. Barron Trump is the son of Donald Trump and he told me he's really into Asian girls. I can tell because he used to love drawing anime and anime girls with big boobs, but his dad being a boomer thought he was drawing Chinese Communist cartoons.
Sunny's mother Sarah is a dumbass bitch who thinks Leon is in love with Lily, but Leon explicitly told me he only dates Black or Latina girls and he's already dating a Latina girl named Jesus Christ (weird name...I know) who is from Colombia.
But anyways, I'm super excited to see the amazing anime adventures Barron Trump draws next when he and Lily become a couple. Hopefully his dad doesn't get mad at him for drawing Chinese cartoons...😂
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v. when you start freaking out or panicking because of your crush or in some cases the person you believe to be your soulmate.
v. when you start freaking out or panicking because of your crush or in some cases the person you believe to be your soulmate.
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