Good morning, and God bless

A joke from h3h3Productions that Ethan made. Good morning, and God bless is when you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet.

Guy 1: Hey dude, what are you doing in the bathroom?
Guy 2: I'm doing a good morning, and god bless

by TrashCantDoThisAnymore April 09, 2018

Morning Bitchual

An elongated string of complaints uttered by a person in the morning, particularly during the time between opening their eyes and getting out of bed.

Every morning before the old lady drags her ass outta’ bed I gotta’ listen to a bunch of shit like”it’s hot”, “it’s cold”, “I hate your cats”, “I don’t want to work today”, “I drank too much”, “ you drank too much” and “you are stupid and you hurt my feelings three weeks ago”. It’s her morning bitchual.

by WordFistOfDoom October 02, 2019

Good morning and god bless

When you go take a shit and bring coffe and breakfast into the bathroom

“I need the bathroom what are you doing”

“I’m doing a Good morning and god bless I need like 20 more minuets”

by Nahb32 April 07, 2018

good morning and god bless

The act of someone having breakfast (may include coffee) while taking a shit at the same time.

"Ethan, i need the bathroom. What are you doing?"
"Good morning and god bless."

by good morning and god bless April 07, 2018

Good Morning and God Bless

This is when you consume breakfast and coffee while on the toilet in the morning.

Kid Strange’s peers find it weird that he performs a good morning and god bless as a ritual before work.

by TwoBeats April 07, 2018

good morning and god bless

Whilst using the washroom, during bowel movement one drinks coffee and eats breakfast. Typically on the toilet.

Yesterday I tried a good morning and god bless.
I don't think my life will ever be the same...

by Grand Papa John April 11, 2018

Good Morning and God Bless

When a person is taking a crap whilst drinking coffee and eating breakfast on the toilet

i do not need to eat i had a Good Morning and God Bless

by poxytron April 30, 2018