Hooked

When you use a muscle hooker to penetrate a females vagina and hang her on the wall as a decoration.

So how’d it go with Craig last night?
“ I got totally hooked”

by Hexangell June 29, 2020

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This award is the lowest of the lowest and if you receive this for any reason you know that you messed up big time.

Hey remember that soldier that left?…Yeah! He ended up getting hooked that’s crazy right?

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A maid hooked a dress belonging to her mistress.

by Arminkshipper June 21, 2024

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Hooking the marlon

When you loop your masterbatory arm under the leg of the same side.

Todd: "hey Robin, how'd you break your arm"
Robin: "look, hooking the marlon isn't for everyone"

by Elizastoneshaper February 22, 2024

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When you're all out of lube, and all you've got by the bed is Tabasco. So you Tabasco lube up those fingers and give her the ol' hook around.

"Ah, mate! That Poshia girl last night was mental! She let me give her the Hades Hook!"

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to match iotems of slothing

"I got a nice new Prada t shirt today, i'll hook it up with my Armani jeans."

by Anonymous October 27, 2003

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Inserting your thumb or finger in to the anus during foreplay or intercourse; resembling a hook in shape.

Did you just button hook me?

I couldn’t help but slip her the button hook.

I asked for consent before I button hooked her.

by Phillip McRack March 01, 2022

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