Dirty Hipster

Like a dirty sanchez, only the feces are rubbed on the chin in a goatee shape, instead of across the upper lip.

Ariel looked so hot in her horn rimmed glasses, I had to give her a dirty hipster to complete the look.

by Hipsteree January 21, 2012

HIPSTER

there is nothing wrong with being hipster, all long as u dont label yourself as it.

you believe in supporting little businesses by eating at local coffee shops instead of corrupted corporations like starbucks.

talk about humanity and art like music, films, lit, travel, history-instead of dumb trends and stupid pop culture references.--dont watch the oc..

shop at thrift stores meaning that they dont belive in paying $150 for a fricking pair of jeans when they can get them for $40.

are usually liberal so they believe in civil rights and dont support the "democratic" govt of the u. s. of fricking a-hole that has messed up almost every other coutnry, and cant get their shit together to actually help their own citizens.

whats wrong with being ''''hipster'''' if its just our new generation being more open-minded and not taking psuedo-coool societies crap?

hipster: i like indie movies from sundance and go to the Pannikin.

dumb other person: i watch one tree hill and drink 5 starbuck's a day...

by sarah g. r. October 22, 2006

Hipster

Pretentious, pseudo-intellectuals generally sporting thick-rimmed glasses and some stupid plaid shirt they purchased at Urban Outfitters. Generally, they own flickr accounts with all of their flat, generic pictures on them and try to pass themselves off as artists despite the fact they probably only know how to use a point and shoot. They listen to non-conformist indie music that usually includes meaningless lyrical content, poor vocals, and monotonous tones. They also partake in said non-conformist bands, over estimating their musical talents as they do all their other art forms.

The elusive hipsters in their natural habitat:

Claude: Omg let's go up to Williamsburg and go buy some ironic fashions at the flea market. Isn't it cool that we're 19-years-old and wear old people sweaters?

Felix: Yeah and then we can go back to my house and listen to Passion Pit!

by Bitter_ass_bitch June 17, 2010

Hippy Jump

A relatively bad skateboarding trick where the board rolls under an object while the rider jumps over the object and lands on it at the other end.

"hey dude hippy jump that car"
"aight"

by Bets Crocker March 7, 2009

Pretentious Anti-Hipster

A person who is so hip that they reject the social label of "hipster". By labeling themselves anti-hipster, they attempt to impress other hipsters by affecting greater importance, talent, culture, etc., than is actually possessed.

Dude, Drew is such a pretentious anti-hipster.

by HunterPreyHipster March 22, 2011

hippy

One who is most commonly generalised under the same catagory as the following due to their unproductiveness: women, children, the elderly, the obese, environmentalists, feminists.

God damn, look at that useless hippy doing his drugs, and not having a job. How unproductive of him.

Guy #1: Hey man we're running out of firewood

Guy #2: Oh don't worry, there's a hippy circle over there

by Yuppyurshit November 2, 2010

hipster

arrogant people who try to find things that are different in order to stand out when the really just blend in to other "hipsters" they try to undermine things that a majority of people like whether or not that particular thing is wonderful or not

Population: wow we all really like such and such a singer because they actually produce wonderful music!

Hipster: I won't even listen to that because the rest of the population likes it... let me find someone no one listens to that might sound exactly the same as the singer the rest of the population likes.

by Victoria Raine May 20, 2011