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half a month

Half a month the 15th the second day of the moth that welfare hits. Wake up wake up wake up it's the first of the month.
by sleepy254 March 30, 2016
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Half-Massing It

Comparative to the term Half-ass, although this is only used in church settings. A half Masser will leave Mass early because they feel that their time is too important to waste on staying the entire mass. The most common time to spot a Half-Masser is right before or during the final hymn of the mass, because they want to miss out on the massive cluster fuck that occurs in the parking lot immediate following Mass.
Half Massers are only above people who attend Mass once a year in terms of how much they are hated in the religious society.
...And God shed his ligggghhhht onnnn ussssss!!! ... Oh... Christ, there goes those Johnsons, I swear they are Half-Massing It every Sunday!
by MrDomino December 28, 2007
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half-sister

Girl or woman who has just one parent in common with someone.
My half-sister is a good person.
by Mr. Jacov November 23, 2019
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half cracked

condition where a person is not yet drunk, but still under the influence of alcohol.
Friend was half cracked while at the beach, glazing at the sun
by naughtylilfetus June 6, 2018
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Half-fished

When you only get the selfie version of a fat person.
That girl was sexy in her selfie. Then I met her in real life and she was 375 lbs...she half-fished me!
by Mave DcComas January 24, 2020
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Half Nut

A person who is below the average height. Meaning only half of the little swimmer nut made it.
OMG! Alex is such a half nut! 👀
by ppveryhard April 22, 2020
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half munter

Not quite a full munter, but definitely not an attractive lady. A lady right in the middle of ugliness and beauty.

One you'd tackle once the beer googles have been applied. Say, after about 6/7 pints.
Blimey look at that half munter. if nothing comes along that's better then I may be persuaded at the end of the night.
by delta89 August 24, 2004
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