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Friend Request 

"This asshole sent me a friend request on twitter"

Friend dumped 

Usually when there are problems in the friendship and one doesn’t think it’ll last.
If the relationship was strong the person being dumped will go through a lot of mental pain.
Friend 1: “I feel like we are heading in different paths, our friendship won’t last in the long run.”
Friend 2: “Are you serious? Everything I’ve done for you. Where could’ve it gone wrong. I can’t believe you just friend dumped me.
Friend dumped by Crumpets February 21, 2022

Friend of Karl 

Similar to “Friend of Dorothy”, a friend of Karl is a code word to describe someone with Marxist leanings.
Do you watch Hasan? He’s got some good takes. He’s a friend of Karl, you know. A fellow traveler.
Friend of Karl by THE_AE April 17, 2022

Friend da ho 

“Yea man I know Ric, he’s such a friend da Ho

Friend Zone 

Friend Zone-an unbreakable box where you can never EVER escape. When a person says "lets just be friends" and you want to fucking die because you know they like somebody else. You had a chance and you royally fucked it up my dude.

see; heartbroken, forbidden love, lonely nights, etc.
Person 1: Hey, I think we really hit it off and I want to ask you on a date
Person 2 pulls out pepper spray
Person 1 is now stuck in the Friend zone