Ethan

Sexiest man alive. And is always horny

I know because I am Ethan

Ethan by Pro Reapes23 March 9, 2022

Ethan

Fucking amazing

P1: OMG is that Ethan?
P2: Yes. Yes it is.

Ethan by Urie Mama March 10, 2022

ethan

tall, very very jaunty. uber jaunty. huge neck. bigger than an apartment building. always eat protein drinks for some reason. very jaunty. edgy, very edgy teen. thicc, good at english, shit at fortnite, and sweats outs MOBAs

sunny: bro have you heard that joe played league of legends all night
ismail: yeah he is an ethan

ethan by Sloin March 13, 2022

Ethan

Ethan is the best fuckin guy you'd ever meet, super adaptive and can match your energy at anytime, so well he'll tune his personality to what you'd desire at the time. He doesn't derive from his main attributes being charismatic, hilarious, understanding and always hoping to make others enjoy life and smile. He'll always help those that will do the same for him. All of these combinations mixed into one being also means that he walks around with a shaft of a cock but doesn't feel entitled to bloat about it, you'll know what I'm talking about when you catch yourself one of these endangered species.

Ethan always knows how to act and what to say, such a sweetheart. Plus I found out that he has a massive wang the other night x

Ethan by Mr McLaren March 17, 2022

ethan

he is a giga chad and is a god among all. he gets all women. an Ethan's mind is beyond understanding.
all other descriptions about him (that are good) are correct. they are fast and they all have a mega 69 pack.

ethan is creamy. ethan is god

ethan by etong god master69696969 March 22, 2022

ETHAN

SOME ETHAN'S ARE EMO, AND SOME ETHAN'S ARE JERKS

ETHAN

ETHAN: What.

ETHAN by IHJADFOIAJSOIFDJ March 23, 2022

Ethan

he's funny, kind, has many friends, always makes people laugh, attractive and awesome overall

Person 1: Who's that guy? He's so funny!
Person 2: Oh, thats just Ethan.

Ethan by monke drip March 23, 2022