Change my shirt

Masturbate

When you need an excuse to leave the room to pop the weasel you can indicate that your shirt is dirty and needs to be changed. Hence, "I need to Change My Shirt." They'll never know.

by Eat Wild November 16, 2023

TRUMP CHANGE

When something is very costly or expensive.

Sure, buy the whole building, it's only Trump change

by Bikerbiz August 14, 2018

the odd change

New song Louis Tomlinson will release soon. He will sing it at the away from home festival.

omg i am so excited to hear “the odd change”

by louist_91 August 28, 2021

uncle chang

An Asian man who is Black Washed and know nothing about his culture or have self hatred for being Asian, an Asian Woman who is Black Washed would be called an Aunt Chang.

Huang: Wtf is a "lunar new year" is it in January??
Tim: Tim, you are such an Uncle Chang

by hurtmicg6 January 16, 2021

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changing of the guard

v. British term employed by aged royals when replacing their soiled Depends undergarments.

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I say old chap. Must one stand to attention when watching the changing of the guard?

Only if the Queen or the Princess Royal is involved.

by gnostic3 August 19, 2022

Instigator of change

Someone who gains from something like a court case at an oppurtune time, and it's also a way to silence or dispose of enemies.

The police weren't really protecting anybody but her, the wealthy instigator of change.

by Solid Mantis April 21, 2021