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Glamorous Mullet Men

There are 2 types of men. The non great and the glam.

Men who own this title are the best at everything - even if they're not. They are the best at being the most phobic too.

There are only 3 men capable of having this status; anyone else is a fraud.
You see them guys? They're the glamorous mullet men.
by Crumbell January 6, 2024
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Straight, cis, white men

The holy water to petrify the devil; aka the single combination of identities that SJWs and the current state lefties are at (radical liberalism) and are losing their shit over. It came with the rise of "wokeness" in the 2010s, particularly.

*Usually a way to refer to those modern feminists and LGBTQ+ advocates and allies despise. Often said, when serious/unironic, without care or awareness of how sexist, racist, and overall discriminatory it is, or as a propagating phrase to indoctrinate and mislead. Rose to popularity through TikTok, Twitter, and Tumblr; the smelly depths of the Internet, really.

Sometimes accompanied with "old," like when referring to those who made the Roe v. Wade decision.

Simply put, the final boss modern day liberals claim are perpetually feeding into their suffering.
Blue-haired they/them: Leave it to you straight, cis, white men to take away my rights as a non-binary, pansexual girlboss.

Their estranged father: You were exactly who you hated before 2018.
by thoughtscanberead December 4, 2023
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Men’s golf team

A group of high school boys who are known for their daddy’s money, a microscopic penis, and lack of testosterone.
“Hey, Jason! Are you apart of the men’s golf team?”

Hell nah, miss me with that pussy shit.”
by Coffee coffin January 19, 2020
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Hot men overloaditis

When you have an overload from seeing a hot man/men. This can be a video, edit or photo and you become addicted to looking at them. This could result in a crush.
Did you see Emily? She was watching watching an edit of young Leonardo DiCaprioand now she has Hot men overloaditis.
by PimpSimp3000 January 14, 2021
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Italian men

Some ugly disgusting hideous hairy stinky smelly monkeys / chimpanzees / bingo bongo dago bozo bonobos. Tropical mediterranean dago guinea greaseball wop guido goombah ass monke with the ego of a superhuman. Sided with Nazis but ended up begging Adolf Hitler / funny moustache man to save their hairy asses. Lost to stone age starving Ethiopians during their colonialist imperialist conquest. Losers who are liked only by blind and mentally challenged creatures even lower on the evolutionary ladder.
You want Italian men as boyfriends? Why don't you just go and live inside a zoo cage / circus tent?
by Not An Ugly Dago Monkey March 2, 2025
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Programmed against men

Hym "They aren't programmed against men... They're bigots. I can guarantee to you the second I said 'Fat cock genocide' 150,000,000 buttholes clenched at the same time and every women in the country started to reconsider their whole life. They're bigots. Blatant bigotry."
by Hym Iam April 12, 2024
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Muffin men

by Tinytwink69 March 21, 2023
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