Shit Pickle

a guy's tool after a messy "backdoor session" with either the male or female persuasion.
"Dude, Darrel passed out at the party, and Gary dipped his pen in Darrel's company ink!"

"What the fuck man, what was he thinking, that's gross! I bet Gary had a real shit pickle after that!"

"No doubt! That's exactly how I got my nickname, 'Vlasic'!!!"

"Yeah, well, you're a full blown fag then and your mom calls me 'Clausen'."
by J. B. R. September 05, 2008
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Pickle Rick

The worst Rick & Morty joke there is. It's extremely overused and unfunny. Pick a different quote to make into a joke ya scrumps
Kid: I'm pickle rick!
Normal person: That's a shitty joke don't do it again
by thegermansniper October 22, 2017
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Pickle Bee

A pickle bee is somebody who likes dick
Hey friend your a “Pickle Bee” hahaha
by NotaPickleBee February 23, 2021
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crazy pickles

a gang of vandles and arsonists from london kentucky
"a gang of vandles calling thelmselvs the crazy pickles are belived to be responsable for the OWNING OF YOUR NEW CAR BITCH"
by jo jo jo jo February 15, 2005
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hairy pickle

JC: did you see his hairy pickle?
AM: nah it was too small.
by AppleJack July 14, 2012
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pickle suprise

1. a super awesome awakening of one's pickle

2. a casserole

3. to either taste or smell pickles in one's shoes, clothing, skin, or food.

4. used to describe consential sex with a man dressed as a woman without knowing he is a guy.

p.s. i love tom rubnits lol
1. wow! i have a pickle suprise! *stiffy*

2. I ate my granmother's famous pickle suprise last night.

3. boy: do you smell that?! it smells like old man cum.

old man: PICKLE SUPRIZE!!!!

boy: aaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!!!!!!

4. man: ouch! what are you sticking in my ass?!

transvestite: pickle suprize!!!!!!!!!!
by gayboi888 October 21, 2010
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Pickled Pepper

An extreme fetish in which a man and women are having sex, with the girl on top. As the man is about to orgasm, the women hops off of him and sprays mace onto his dick. This causes a super MEGA amazing orgasm.

**WARNING: May cause erectile dysfunction**
Jason: Yo man, Bon qui qui gave me the best pickled pepper the other day.

Chris: Damn can you get it nope

Jason: No
by JACH The Dragon January 08, 2013
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