Southern Unicorn Cook

The act in which one has already thrown the 20th natural light can at the wall and rears back at their spouse in anger, then the spouse proceeds to stamp a cast iron skillet to their forehead.

- Did you hear about David getting arrested?

- No, what happened??
- His wife resorted to turning him into a Southern Unicorn Cook!

by anonymous December 19, 2021

Unicorn

A mythical, usually white animal generally depicted with the body and head of a horse with long flowing mane and tail and a single often spiraled horn in the middle of the forehead

Shares in Uber and Lyft, two other unicorns, fell sharply after their public offerings this year.

by Horse’s November 1, 2019

unicorn

pretty horse with demon horn on its forhead

the pet unicorn you brought home just barfed rainbows on my homework

by F_boi_69 May 15, 2022

unicorn bride

Noun: a girl no one would ever think someone would marry

Yep, with that face she’s a definite unicorn bride

by xoxo May 29, 2018

Unicorn

To pull a unicorn means to do something unique

Gary pulled a real unicorn when he pimp-lapped that hoe.

by Adams L January 30, 2023

spicy unicorn

Covering a dildo in hot sauce, strap to your forehead and insert accordingly…

George asked Tom, did you give her the spicy unicorn last night?

by Brooke bick February 27, 2025

Unicorn

A very rare hard to find once in a lifetime Kind of man that is wealthy, nice, and respectful, & gives freely & doesnt get pissed or expect anything in return. A man who actually just wants to help. Every sugar baby's DREAM.

yall! Its goin down! I FINALLY FOUND A UNICORN after my 29yrs of existence on this earth. !!! :) #WeAintBrokeNOMore

by BunnyNextDoorXO June 3, 2021