Jake Jones is usually a lion among all the humans, he is usually jacked and gets more birds then sanctuary. He is usually really strong and waits for the girls to come to him, do't bother snapping him he is either pumping iron or playing a quick 9 with they boys. Jake Jones is most likely going to the tour as he is a god compared to his peers. There is no such thing as jesus or allah when Jake is in the room. Bow down to him and you are on the market for a crisp high five.
by J3TS2955 April 20, 2021

Girl 1: "Did you read Let's Play?
Girls 2: "Yeah! Charles Jones is so hot!!"
Girl 1: "I know right?!"
Girls 2: "Yeah! Charles Jones is so hot!!"
Girl 1: "I know right?!"
by Morgan Finchelle July 14, 2022

When you put your dick in and the girl asks, “is that it”, you say no and slowly pull out, replacing your penis with your finger that’s longer.
by Km23446 March 16, 2023

Solo jones is one of the most fire rappers out there. With hits such as “ big toe” and “NFMS” making him one of the best rappers in the bronx.
by poopooman1938 September 2, 2021

Someone who abandons their friend group every time they meet a new girl, never gets on the game when they say they will, never responds to anything anymore, doesn’t pay anyone back, just an overall bum.
by Bricky Ricky February 23, 2025

someone who lacks intelligence.
by Brochacho1919 April 24, 2018
