Time for lunch

The most effective phrase to say when a male wants a female to fellate (see: Fellatio) him; often paired with the action of simultaneously unbuttoning the pants and pulling out the penis.

Origin: The pornographic classic "Sex City 2", the sequel to "Sex City" and precursor to "Sex City 3"

Male: Shut your fucking mouths, bitches!

Female: Can't you be a little nicer, cutie.

Male: Ok, time for lunch. (Whips out junk)

by Quixo December 19, 2008

the time rapist

A man who is cursed to endure the epic random journey through time... raping those who willingly or unwittingly break the sacred laws of the space-time continuum.

Dang! I think I've just been visited by the Time Rapist.

by highbrow_faulker July 28, 2010

dark time

when someone is going through a difficult period in their life

Steve: I got no money, these are some dark times

by Nyol April 03, 2018

Penske Time

In times of hardship for the laborers at K-mart store #7120, they retreat to the far reaches of the store, to a lovely abandoned auto center-turned-stockroom informally called Penske (after the company that formerly ran it). In this room many lulz and epic wins occur, along with wholesome activities such as slacking, graffiti-ing the windows, and hiding behind box mountains. It has quickly become a symbol of everything that is good in the world of retail Hell.

#30: "Man, I need a fuckin' break."
#29: "I think it's PENSKE TIME!"
#32: "Hey guys, we crackin' open the Penske soon?"

by Jim Kurta December 09, 2007

time machine

when you drink too much and black out and wake up not knowing where you are and how you got there....

How did you get home last night? I have no idea I took the time machine home.

by hohohonotoe January 13, 2011

Time Portal

The act of having anal sex with a male or female. And just before the point of ejaculation, you pull out and try to splooge into the gaping anus before it closes.

I time portaled that bitch first try.

That hoe had a slow time portal. That shit never closed.

by 302 for shiznit April 23, 2009

Kill time

A noun given to certain activites that mean little to the person performing them and in fact are just performed to waste time.

Donnie: "Why do you waste time on the computer writing definitions for made up words?"
Frank: "It's just a kill time to get out of working"

by S. Darko May 29, 2009