Dave is a fat nigger monkey who is homosexual and likes rappe he is a fornite kid and will do anything for vbucks. Dave suffers from turret syndrome and is very autistic please be kind to Dave
by Frtingmaster420 March 3, 2024
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Guardian 1: "If Dave The Magical Cheese Wizard is released, we're gonna get fired"
Guardian 2: "Yep."
Guardian 2: "Yep."
by Dave The Magical Cheese Wizard March 21, 2024
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