September 1st 

on September the 1st specifically at 1:47am if you ask a girl out at this time and she says yes you are instantly bonded FOR LIFE and you will love each other forever there is no way around it!!!

boy(on September 1st at 1:47am): hey do you wanna go out?

girl: oh my god yes and its September 1st at 1:47am?! that means we will together and love each other forever!!!

boy: i know babe <3

September 1st by grogger12 April 30, 2020

September 2nd 

September 2nd is the day we’re anyone called Joey, Micheal, will, Alfie or Ayyan have to be nice to Thomas and realises how good of a friend he is because he still sticks with you shit heads

On September 2nd you have to be nice to Thomas

September 2nd by Real Irish Potato August 31, 2020

September 1 

September 1 otherwise known as National get fucked by a futa day is a national holiday somewhere

Man it’s September 1 can’t believe I have to get fucked today

September 1 by Bruhtonium August 31, 2020

September 1st 

NATIONAL MUSICAL.LY DAYYY!!

AYO! It’s September 1st you know what that means right?
TIME TO MAKE MUSICAL.LYS

September 1st by Hdhshsnsksksmsbshsh September 1, 2020

September 11th 

September 11th is national Shut up Louka day. It's when everyone and anyone who knows a person named Louka tells said person to shut up.

"Shut up Louka!"
"No hate, it's just National Shut up Louka day. Because its september 11th."

September 11th by ThomasM1982 September 1, 2020

September 3rd 

national wab day. wet ass balls. where we appreciate men and the slimy wab they have and how it smells

september 3rd is a holiday

September 3rd by killuwah September 3, 2020

September Horror 

Your worst nightmare is happening right now!
Be prepared for work, hot temp's, school and more!!
September is known for the horrible things that can happen to you while this event happen!!

IT WILL COME AND THE WORLD WILL SUFFER!!

You-ayyy new month coming haha!!
You again-wait but is september... September Horror...No NO NO NO NOOOOOO!!!!!

September Horror by aVeryImportantEngrishTeachherr September 4, 2020