Swamp Donkey

A ugly, haggard, unkept woman who doesn't know the difference between the truth and reality. She frequently lies about who she is to try to make herself appear more grandiose, skilled and important. Many times she is surrounded by tiny little nats that circle around her enamored by her stench and claims of being someone she's not. She often deflects on her own flaws and horrible life choices by projecting them on to others.

"That Mindy girl is a swamp donkey did you hear what she tried to say about Becky? People believe her but I don't believe a word that comes out of her mouth since her own sister showed she faked a birth certificate to lie about when she was born"

"I know you just can't trust those swamp donkeys, plus who can trust anyone who is so unkempt anyway?"

by Twilight SpaceTwizzers August 11, 2024

Swamp johnny

The act of taking a poo

Guys, I'll be back in a few. I gotta go take a swamp johnny!

by jaime207 February 21, 2021

Swamp girl

A girl from, or in close proximity to, a swampy region. Often in southern parts of the southeastern states (think Mobile, AL, south LA, MS, GA, etc.).

They are often “country hot” but they spit fire and you never want to cross one. But, if she likes you, you will enjoy some insane sex and never be bored.

That Ashley is one hot and crazy swamp girl. I’m going to marry her if she doesn’t kill me first.

by AubieBham February 17, 2023

Swamp Donkey

A person who spends a lot of their time near or in a swamp/dump. Tends to make poor decisions and fuck off quite a bit, while making others believe they are doing a good job. Won’t hesitate to slam any chick at anytime. Low morals with low aptitude, but may sometimes surprise you with their ability to be friendly and cordial. Another name for swamp donkey could be “swamp donk”, “dump donkey” or “Aaron”.

Man, Aaron sure is a fucking swamp donk.

Quit acting like a swamp donkey and get some shit done.

by Seldomlyresponsible May 11, 2020

Swamp Donkey

The dopest MSO clan ever, consisting of a very tight-knit group of family.

Man, those swamp donkeys whooped our butts last night.

by MSO King Kong March 31, 2020

Swamp daddy

A person who wears wife beaters with grease stains, smokes and drinks all day. Also breeds teacup alligators.

Ashlie smoked her weed and drank beer all day like a swamp daddy .

by AmoneyNdaHouse March 11, 2017

Swamp Donkey

A Canadian term used to describe a Moose in the wild.

Guy: what’s with all this traffic?
Other guy: it’s probably all these American tourists trying to get a picture of a swamp donkey off the side of the road.
Guy: fuck this

by Walkerjet April 11, 2020