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Lowrider Slug

Hey, did you know that it’s good to be a lowrider slug? They are someone that you can really trust, they are someone that you could really run with, are someone you can hardly fuck with.

A lowrider slug is born with its face. It’s so perfect and full of grace, buried under crusty leaves, it’s the nicest fucking slug you’ll ever meet.

People sometimes feel like they are going insane next to a lowrider slug, they need to slap themselves in the face because it puts them back in their place.

A lowrider slug has a messy life, but you’ll stay in touch. It’s a hard worker without a crutch, be like the chill lowrider slug that Fletcher and Wyatt made a whole song about.
12inches: “It’s good to be a lowrider slug, messy life, we’ll stay in touch.”

2inches:“Dude what?”

12inches:“You must’ve not heard of The garden, fucking loser.”

2inches:“I like yeat”
by BIGFATBEWBS January 9, 2024
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Lowrider Slug

Hey, did you know that it’s good to be a lowrider slug? They are someone that you can really trust, they are someone that you could really run with, are someone you can hardly fuck with.

A lowrider slug is born with its face. It’s so perfect and full of grace, buried under crusty leaves, it’s the nicest fucking slug you’ll ever meet.

People sometimes feel like they are going insane next to a lowrider slug, they need to slap themselves in the face because it puts them back in their place.

A lowrider slug has a messy life, but you’ll stay in touch. It’s a hard worker without a crutch, be like the chill lowrider slug that Fletcher and Wyatt made a whole song about.
12inches: “It’s good to be a lowrider slug, messy life, we’ll stay in touch.”

2inches:“Dude what?”

12inches:“You must’ve not heard of The garden, fucking loser.”

2inches:“I like yeat”
by BIGFATBEWBS January 9, 2024
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Lowrider Slug

Hey, did you know that it’s good to be a Lowrider Slug? They are someone that you can really trust, they are someone that you could really run with, are someone you can hardly fuck with.

A Lowrider Slug is born with its face. It’s so perfect and full of grace, buried under crusty leaves, it’s the nicest fucking Slug you’ll ever meet.

People sometimes feel like they are going insane next to a Lowrider Slug, they need to slap themselves in the face because it puts them back in their place.

A Lowrider Slug has a messy life, but you’ll stay in touch. It’s a hard worker without a crutch, be like the chill Lowrider Slug that Fletcher and Wyatt made a whole song about.
It’s good to be a Lowrider Slug, messy life, we’ll stay in touch.”
by BIGFATBEWBS January 9, 2024
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Boston Sluggah

When you nut on shawty's face and you hit a home run with your dick post-nut.
Dayum she looks like she had a rough night
Yeah I heard she got knocked out by a boston sluggah
Ah so thats not moisturizer on her face and she didnt pull and all nighter.
No, sadly thats When you nut on shawty's face and you hit a home run with your dick post-nut. I think this guy got her eyes.
by Lilpepe42069 January 17, 2024
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Mud slug

A whimsical colloquial term for a piece of fecal matter.
After a heavy rain, the backyard became a treacherous terrain, and my shoe inadvertently encountered a mud slug.
by Gr0undhog January 22, 2024
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Idiot Slugfest

When two groups of idiots fight each other over the stupidest, such sport teams or religion.

1. Cowboy and Eagles fans fighting on Facebook

2. Israel and Palestine killing each other.

3. Fast food restaurant execs and animal rights groups negotiating with each other.
Man, those Muslims and Jews are fighting over their religions again and over a really crappy part of land. It is Idiot Slugfest.
by Biff Stephenson December 3, 2023
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Lowrider Slug

It’s good to be a Lowrider slug. You can really trust them they are someone you can run with they are someone you can hardly fuck with. Overall, it’s good to be a lowrider slug.

Even if the Lowrider Slug makes you do stupid shit like slap yourself in the face to put yourself back in place, It’s still so perfect and full of grace.
Look at my Lowrider slug, it’s the nicest fucking slug you’ll ever get to meet.
by I did not eat for a month December 9, 2023
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