oof

a common saying among alpha men that is commonly thought of as a means to say whoops or oh no without saying that

person one: my mom died last night

person two: oof

by Fake3230 May 28, 2021

Oof

What to say when you really mean "I'd rather not talk to this person, but I'll suffer through it.", when having to deal with your ex.

Also: "My condolences."

Daughter: "Daddy, could you send Mom the money you promised me? I lost my bank card, so I'm gonna use hers."
Me: "Oof... ok princess. Get that card for next time."
Daughter: "How mean is she to you, Daddy?!"
Me: "I'd rather eat glass."
Daughter: "Oof."

by UrLies May 30, 2021

OOF

Out of office

Where's MArk? He's OOF, back next week.

by ge-orgy June 24, 2024

OOF Classic

When you say you're going to join vc then you don't is called the OOF Classic

"Who wanna vc" "Me" - oof doesn't join for 5 hours this is called the OOF Classic

by Maybeism April 8, 2025

oofing

someone who died making the sound 'oof'

My sister went oofing in minecraft

by Emmabuckley September 7, 2023

OOF-A-LOOF

it means a deadly pompon

the OOF-A-LOOF killed King Gleebop with its poison

by Hshsofbrirndj October 3, 2023

oof yourself

Kill yourself.

Jessica: oof yourself!
Neil: Bro.. Harsh dude

by Kitty122706 February 20, 2024