Hood Muffin

a hood ass bitch that's loud as hell and claps when she fights/gets excited. (Sometimes has cheetah print tattoos or gold teeth)
Bro I smashed this chick last night who was rocking apple bottom jeans and phat farms.

So you got yourself a hood muffin.
by RealRootbeer March 08, 2016
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hobo muffin

Derogatory term for a person of less intelligence than you/an idiot.
Someone who has just done something less than smart.
Someone who is boring or neuteral.
A word to say when you can't think of anything else to say.
Random.
Oh my god, you're such a hobo muffin!
Look at that hobo muffin, he's so stupid.
I don't know, she was just being a hobo muffin.
Wow, that's a hobo muffin moment right there.
by Thepea Lord November 27, 2010
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Swick muffin

I don't know I just made it up; can't just put a word up and say it's a real word
by Sophielol August 22, 2015
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muffin fist

That little bit of shit you get on your fist when you ass blast someone wrist deep
Mark: Hey Richard, what's that on your knuckles

Richard: oh it's some muffin fist.
by lnlgoMontoya March 29, 2018
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muffin pouch

A “stay freshcontainer in which Marty-O holds primarily muffins.
Sometimes when Marty O of Altitude Sport Radio 92.5 Is hungry, he reaches for his muffin pouch for a snack.
by Colora_Dan October 23, 2020
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McTard-muffin

1.A person who belives they understand the job at hand, however in reality, they have no idea. The usual McTard-muffin tries to convince others that they, are in fact, correct.

2. People who are incapable of accomplishing simple daily tasks

3. Can also be used to shoot someone down for any reason whatsoever.
1.Boss: It's gotta be done my way
Worker: but, dude, that doesnt work
Boss: Yes, it does. You see i graduated college, so i'm right.

Worker: dude, you're a McTard-muffin...

2. You sit down at work, only to realize you put your lunch on the seat.

3. Person 1: then i was like dude stop talkin shit or im gonna...

Person 2: dude stfu, you're a McTard-muffin. that didnt happen
by brendanbowenisamctardmuffin December 10, 2009
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muffin snatcher

someone who grabs vaginas due to muffin meaning vagina and snatcher meaning a person who grabs
Our president Donald Trump is considered a "muffin snatcher" because he has been known to say grab them by the pussy.
by One Legged Jeff January 30, 2017
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