by Trigger warning bird November 30, 2017
Get the logan holtmug. Logan's give the best blowies. Once, I had a Logan blow me and it was orgasmic. However, Logan's have a very tight anuses, making anal sex very hard for them. Logan has dwarfism, and although his two legs are small his third leg is that of a Clydesdale, and boy does he know how to use it. All in all Logan's are perfect little creatures.
"logan" gives great head!
by Thefatandthefurious September 28, 2021
Get the Loganmug. Also known as the "Turtle Bear", while having a spontaneous tendency to burst into a sprint, this being has the ability to sleep for 23 hours at a time. Usually found in the wilderness of Minnesota, Logan has been spotted on top of various dance floors spanning from Arezzo to Germany. Despite his intimidating stature, he is quite in touch with his emotional side. His triggers include Ingrid Michaelson, anything green, motorinos and the Vatican.
by Ajota G July 11, 2011
Get the Logan Pallinmug. The best person I could ever ask for! He’s really cute and hot but like yea he’s also so nice. Like why is he so nice and he got money so like ima get rich off him. Yea so that’s all on period.
by Anonymous angelzzzzzz February 14, 2021
Get the Loganmug. by Gambit___ January 22, 2022
Get the logan smithmug. Logan is a stupid whore that leaves his girlfriend over the fact she called him out for cheating
(yes I'm a mad bitch)
(yes I'm a mad bitch)
Logan is a stupid cunt.
by XxXxXSinnerXxXxX July 16, 2020
Get the Loganmug. by horridboy67 June 15, 2018
Get the Logan Paulmug.