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Joseph

Josephs are the reason the earth is still spinning.

They are tall, most have blue/brown eyes and brown hair.

Being named Joseph comes with expectations of greatness, talent and intellect.

You can't be named ''Joseph'' and die forgotten.

Becoming friends with Joseph will only work if he thinks you can be a valuable asset.

Once they realise you're the one they'll be the best partner in crime.

They're usually hard working. Like, that one employee leaving the office at 11pm. Could very well become some kind of author/politician or famous painter.
Josephs tend to think they're exceptional and better than everyone else. It's true. Because of their name, they know they have to change the world.

If you find a Joseph in good condition, keep them close.

You never know what they might become.
Damn, Joseph, that's some fine pasta you just made!
Welcome to the official fanclub of Josephs, take a seat. Oh, all the seats have been taken actually. By other Josephs.

Joseph can I marry you?
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Joseph Paxton

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Joseph likes Rock
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Joseph

A 15 year old kid, who sounds like he's 12 trying to figure out if he's a boy or girl or not.
This kid Joseph is trying out for golf this year.
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Joseph

This guy may seem quiet and somewhat of a recluse, but deep inside, a Joseph has a big heart of gold and always looks out for his friends and family. Josephs also go through some tough stuff, but always look on the bright side of life, not dwelling on the past. Generally, if you are friends with a Joseph, he will be loyal and respectful.
Alex: Dang, I heard that Paul got a parking ticket.
John: I know, but the guy doesn't even care. What a Joseph!
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Joseph Morgan Berthels

Someone who decides its a good idea to put their name on urban dictionary
Joseph Morgan Berthels : I'm going to put my name on Urban Dictionary
Everyone : Nooo bad idea
Joseph Morgan Berthels : Haha urban dictionary go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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Josephing

Shitting then wiping with your hand in the shower instead of using toilet paper.
Bro, I love josephing. It replaces toilet paper
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