Jess

She will find any and every boy she can and lure them to her room. She is the equivalent to a a fuck boy but a fuck girl. She doesnt get out much but to spark up a conversation with a guy 4 years older than her then bring them back to her room. She will kick her roommate out constantly so she can fuck. She thinks shes still rebounding but shes really just making an excuse for all the guys she fucks. A lovely gal

Did you hear jess is on number eleven?

by Ambersalterego January 20, 2020

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Beat a Jesse day

National Beat a Jesse day is held on the 13th of December every year. On this day you can beat up anyone named "Jesse" without any consequenses.

Did you know December 13th is National Beat a Jesse day?

by JoeBidens fans December 11, 2022

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Jesse

#1 handler

Jesse is the guy you want to handle you. 😮 💨

by Bananacreampi2 April 23, 2023

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jess and mia

Jess and Mia are usually two best friends that can never be broken apart , they don’t usually fight but then they do , they get over it. Whenever something is wrong the other one is always there to turn to. They tell each other when each others crush are flirting with them and they can’t spot it . They both have glistening blue eyes and class each other as sisters because their hearts love each other so much !

Jess and Mia are so perfect with each other , I want their friendship so much !

by [unknown] true^ March 21, 2018

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The Jesse Effect

When faced with this lethal effect, one might experience one or many of the following symptoms:

Loss of breath
Fatigue
Boredom
Nausea
Vommitting
Depression
Diabetes
Confusion

Not knowing if you should feel insulted or not

Sudden mental retardation

Random girl: "I don't know if he likes me or not, he's sending a lot of signals."
Random girl's friend: "Oh no, you're just suffering from The Jesse Effect."

by creampie6969 July 3, 2017

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