28th of January

FREE MELLY DAY WHEN WE LISTEN TO HIM ALL DAY AND NO ONE CAN DO NOTHING💚🌎🐍

28th of January just say “free melly”

by Kayla Adeoye💚🐍🌎 January 21, 2021

january 26th

really fit, loving boys are born on january 26th. they are very special and deserve to be treated like princes. however january 26th boys can be a pain in the arse, but you can fix this by shoving fanta down his throat, or by giving him head.

friend: oh my god your boyfriend is so fit!

me: duh, he’s born on january 26th

by ski279 November 1, 2019

January 24

National Finger a girl day

Boy:You know today is January 24 right

Girl:Yes you get to finger me

by 2CrazyMan January 24, 2022

january 6

National Furries Day!

rahaf: it’s january 6 u kno wut it means right? new fursuits!

by big000t January 24, 2022

January 12th

National bully tall people day!You bully those that are taller than you.

“Hey Rogers it’s January 12th! Have fun being bullied you lousy giant”

by Alisesna January 12, 2021

January 24th

National Finger your girl

Boy: You today is January 24th right
Girl: Yes you get to finger me

by 2CrazyMan January 24, 2022

January 26

this is the day mimis dumbass cousin was born. SHES SO PRETTY THO BYE everyone born on january 26 is so pretty PLS

-have u heard of january 26?
- yea that’s the year when mimis dumbass cousin was born

by mimi xo December 13, 2020