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by all awesomeness August 26, 2010
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by Prinxess_savage December 10, 2016
Get the jacob sartourius mug.a fat over weight ugly piece of shit who has no life and all he dose is sit on his fat arse and plays video game he also likes to lie and he also has double staderds he especialy lies abou the HARD CAMPAIGN
(also he has a tiny penis)
(also he has a tiny penis)
jacob robinson:completed the hard campaighn
bob:kool
arfter school bob loked at jacobs achivments and noticed jacob robinson had only played on easy
the next day...
bob:you lier
jacob robinson: what
bob: you didn`t complete the hard campaighn
jacob robinson: i know it was to hard
bob:kool
arfter school bob loked at jacobs achivments and noticed jacob robinson had only played on easy
the next day...
bob:you lier
jacob robinson: what
bob: you didn`t complete the hard campaighn
jacob robinson: i know it was to hard
by steveee96 September 24, 2011
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by Eshel56765 November 12, 2016
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my boyfriend just broke up with me and already has a new girl... it hasn’t even been close to a week
i bet his name was jacob... smh
i bet his name was jacob... smh
by badbiddie24 April 19, 2020
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Than, resting your head/neck on the floor, you use your hands / arms to hold your back and ass directly up in the air with your legs off to the side of your torso.
You than wait until the perfect moment of combustion. Pushing will all your might you spray a large fountain of diarrhea into your mouth and onto your face.
- the stream of diarrhea must reach at least over two feet of air to legally be considered a "wet jacob"
Than, resting your head/neck on the floor, you use your hands / arms to hold your back and ass directly up in the air with your legs off to the side of your torso.
You than wait until the perfect moment of combustion. Pushing will all your might you spray a large fountain of diarrhea into your mouth and onto your face.
- the stream of diarrhea must reach at least over two feet of air to legally be considered a "wet jacob"
by Just a good ol' hook October 18, 2010
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Friend 1) wow, Jacob Taylor and Hailey Scott get along really well.
Friend 2) yeah, I guess it's because they're both really weird.
Friend 2) yeah, I guess it's because they're both really weird.
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