by adellexie January 6, 2022
Get the Internet Yocto-celebrity mug.Arguing online about a topic that is dead. Everyone who's had any interest in the topic has heard everything there is to say. Everyone has made up their mind. Nobody is on the fence. The fence isn't even there anymore. The fence was there to distinguish the sides from each other, but y now it doesn't matter who is standing where. The topic is dead.
This is aptly named after a "game" where two people care way too much about what their peers think of them, to an extent where they take turns punching each other's fists and pretending it doesn't hurt. Everyone watching holds back their laughter while these two people wreck a body part they'll need for the rest of their lives (these are normally kids, and injuring the skeleton before it's finished growing is very harmful. It affects the growth and can cause deformations) because they think it makes them look like badasses, rather than dumbasses.
Who is told that they won Bloody Knuckles is up to house rules, but nobody really wins Bloody Knuckles. Nobody wins Internet Bloody Knuckles either. They think they won, based on whatever (like house rules), but all they really did was stress themselves out. Everyone else took one look at the topic, knew everything that would be said, and just moved on. Unlike the original Bloody Knuckles, Internet Bloody Knuckles can have any number of players, but even 2 is too many.
Now their real problems (which can actually be mitigated) will be harder to deal with.
This is aptly named after a "game" where two people care way too much about what their peers think of them, to an extent where they take turns punching each other's fists and pretending it doesn't hurt. Everyone watching holds back their laughter while these two people wreck a body part they'll need for the rest of their lives (these are normally kids, and injuring the skeleton before it's finished growing is very harmful. It affects the growth and can cause deformations) because they think it makes them look like badasses, rather than dumbasses.
Who is told that they won Bloody Knuckles is up to house rules, but nobody really wins Bloody Knuckles. Nobody wins Internet Bloody Knuckles either. They think they won, based on whatever (like house rules), but all they really did was stress themselves out. Everyone else took one look at the topic, knew everything that would be said, and just moved on. Unlike the original Bloody Knuckles, Internet Bloody Knuckles can have any number of players, but even 2 is too many.
Now their real problems (which can actually be mitigated) will be harder to deal with.
Person 1: "The fictional character in this lewd drawing is not 18."
Person 2: "Guys, can we not play Internet Bloody Knuckles again? I can't in good conscience look the other way anymore. At this point it's as painful to think about as it is to watch. Go work out or study or stab water with a pencil. Anything but this."
Person 3: "They're not a real person."
Person 2: "Balls... 🤦"
Person 2: "Guys, can we not play Internet Bloody Knuckles again? I can't in good conscience look the other way anymore. At this point it's as painful to think about as it is to watch. Go work out or study or stab water with a pencil. Anything but this."
Person 3: "They're not a real person."
Person 2: "Balls... 🤦"
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Internet Schizophrenia is a term used to describe people online who exhibit strange and concerning behavior that is similar to a person with Schizophrenia. It is not a real medical condition, rather a label. Internet Schizophrenic people may actually be schizophrenic in real life. Internet Schizophrenia is defined by "unraveling ones mind via the internet". Example: Someone consuming so much disturbing media or existental media online that it mentally changes the way they think, for better or worse.
by P0lybius July 29, 2023
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2. An enormous database of every stupid thing you ever posted online.
2. An enormous database of every stupid thing you ever posted online.
What happened to Dave?
The internet elephant kept a blog post from two years ago where he called his boss an asshole. The boss found it and Now he's been scheduled to work on the weekends...
Ouch! sounds like he got trampled.
The internet elephant kept a blog post from two years ago where he called his boss an asshole. The boss found it and Now he's been scheduled to work on the weekends...
Ouch! sounds like he got trampled.
by xenex11 February 8, 2010
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This is a concept that was first used in a short story by the author Victor Darnell Hadnot. It is based on a theory that at the nano-subatomic level, the universe can be used as a mainframe, to house and retrieve information. All one has to do is understand the fundamental subspace structures and then the universe can be used to store information. The ability to communicate at the super-subspace level throughout the entire universe.
This is a concept that was first used in a short story by the author Victor Darnell Hadnot. It is based on a theory that at the nano-subatomic level, the universe can be used as a mainframe, to house and retrieve information. All one has to do is understand the fundamental subspace structures and then the universe can be used to store information. The ability to communicate at the super-subspace level throughout the entire universe.
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1. The practical theory that the universe contains all the knowledge and information of all the worlds within it.
2. The ability to communicate with other worlds through such a subspace field.
3. The fundamental theory of Millakilonano Fluid Theory, in which at the super-subspace level, the universe acts like water, presenting the three basic states of water, a solid, a liquid, and a gas. While not H2O, the subspace ether acts like water. Being able to produce waves, vibrations, and transforms, all acting in concert.
1. The practical theory that the universe contains all the knowledge and information of all the worlds within it.
2. The ability to communicate with other worlds through such a subspace field.
3. The fundamental theory of Millakilonano Fluid Theory, in which at the super-subspace level, the universe acts like water, presenting the three basic states of water, a solid, a liquid, and a gas. While not H2O, the subspace ether acts like water. Being able to produce waves, vibrations, and transforms, all acting in concert.
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