How about a nice cold cup of stfu

A nice way of telling someone to "shut the fuck up".

"My toes hurt!!! Aww... my back just ain't what it used to be. Did you see that, Gladys? Did you see that?"
"Hey, Janie, how about a nice, cold cup of SHUT THE FUCK UP?!"

by Derangon July 14, 2004

teach me how to spell my name

to spell your name with the movement of your hips on someone’s dick

“you should come over and teach me how to spell my name.”
“oh you wanna ride my dick

by fhrsfhtdf August 30, 2022

Pull a "How I Met Your Mother"

Verb; meaning to build up storylines in a work of fiction and lull people into believing that there is a safe, happy ending for all coming - until the finale, when the authors write an ending that is shocking, painful, and undoes every bit of character development and growth that had occurred within the entirety of that work of fiction.

I don't know why we're all still following Game of Thrones and A Song of Ice And Fire. You know damn well GRRM's going to Pull A "How I Met Your Mother" and completely fuck everybody over.

by InsertWittyUsername May 23, 2014

tell me how my ass tastes

The new slang or term to beak someone. Thought up by the epic freestyler Shaq. This phrase can be used to make fun of someone and is a sure when to shut the other guy up

tony: You aye you suck bro your a piece of garbage
mike: is that right?
tony: ya man your worthless
mike: well.. tell me how my ass tastes!

by mydickisafootlong June 26, 2008

how can I help you

The worst urername in urbin dictonery

how can I help you

by red clan January 11, 2019

cash me ousside how bow dat

Fight me

You know what, "cash me ousside how bow dat"

by Dhshakdkdhsjsjsjd January 30, 2017

Tell me how my ass tastes.

A saying used when you do something that makes anyone look weak, or makes you look superior.

Coined by Shaquille O'Neal's rap against Kobe.

Person A: "You're gonna get intercepted, watch!"

Person B: "Never! Watch, for the touchdown!"

Person A intercepts Person B

Person B: "Damn..."

Person A: "Tell me how my ass tastes."

by The Cannon June 27, 2008