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hook

“yeah me and her hooked at the party
by ya head November 5, 2018
mugGet the hookmug.

Hook-em Head

Chicks definition... It's the first time you suck a guy's dick when you want to make sure that he is not going anywhere.

Guy definition... The first blow job you get from a chick that you tell your friends about, but don't even realize she just made sure you wasn't going anywhere.
"Yea girl, that dude mine..i gave him that hook-em head, he ain't going nowhere"

Yoooooo.... This girl just took my soul... She got me hooked....

Damn bro, she got you sprung like that? She got you w the hook-em.head, didn't she?
by Molly Lamer July 18, 2025
mugGet the Hook-em Headmug.

the hook

When you’re having sex, and your penis breaks perpendicularly.
I was having sex with a girl and I got the hook! It hurt a lot.
by MRBanter101 December 31, 2018
mugGet the the hookmug.

Alabama Fish Hook

When one is constipated to the point in which they must extricate the plugged feces using their pointer and middle fingers entwined (like a corkscrew) and reach up to their own anus to scrape and remove the feces.
Billy Ray was so constipated, he had to pull out the ol’ “Alabama Fish Hook” in order to feel better!”
by McNutz March 8, 2021
mugGet the Alabama Fish Hookmug.

boat hook

To describe someone as bent, crooked or corrupt
He’s as bent as a boat hook that lad
by otispunkmeyer86 April 25, 2021
mugGet the boat hookmug.

Hook it off

When someone tells a hooker that they have to work in the morning, and the hooker encourages them loudly and forcefully to "HOOK IT OFF."
Hooker: "Hey, you want whatever I do?"

Man in Buick: "Sorry, I need to be up early for the work."

Hooker: "HOOK IT OFF!"
by Two Percent and The Booker November 4, 2011
mugGet the Hook it offmug.

double dip fish hook

Your fuckin a girl from the back at the beach and you pull out smack it in the sand and stuff it in her ass and when she screams you fish hook the bitch.
Dude I double dip fish hooked this bitch at the beach.
by That matt June 21, 2022
mugGet the double dip fish hookmug.

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