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Mountain Hook

A sex pose that involves the pussy wielder to perform the cowgirl position while the legs are wrapped around the waist of the target, and the target performs jumping jacks in rhythm in order to maximize the eclectic force.
"We need to hold a Mountain hook stand-off to settle this"
"No way John and Susan managed to perform the Mountain cliff for 2 minutes and 34 seconds! That is inspiring..."
by RumpyDumpy took a ThumpyThumpy January 25, 2025
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hook

“yeah me and her hooked at the party
by ya head November 5, 2018
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jenna hook

Falls for ugly people and thinks they are super hot.... has terrible taste in guys....
Omfg Jenna hook is gonna fall for it again.
by Jkxjdjdndndndjdhd April 18, 2018
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spear-hook

When a deal is made to someone that seems beneficial but ruins the signer with a series of bullshit fine prints smacked in their face later on down the road.
Emile got the shit end of the spear-hook after it turns out that in order to get his health benefits he had to sacrifice his dog.
by Real Human Bean September 10, 2016
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got me hooked

Got me so interested that I want to know more
You got me hooked last time. Now tell me everything about it.
by jafar79 November 22, 2022
mugGet the got me hookedmug.

hook

A catchy phrase, sentence, or idea that usually occurs at the beginning of something, designed to draw people in. Example: "What can you learn from a one-year-old? If that one-year-old is Martha, your guide and expert through this training experience, quite a lot!"
I really like the hook you used in the first sentence of the email to draw people in.
by DumpTruckSally November 7, 2022
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Hook up

a form of intimacy with a member of a preferred sex that dont consider a significant other
I hook up with this really hot guy on Sunday night and we enjoyed the moment with light on
by Ndally August 26, 2022
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